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        <title>MAGA is spent – unless you’re an adolescent</title>
        <description>WASHINGTON – Humans do the strangest things. In two recent why-dunits, the curious have wondered why: (1) a successful TV star would allegedly orchestrate a fake, hate-inspired attack on himself, and (2) a Coast Guard officer would allegedly plot a...</description>
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        <content:encoded><![CDATA[WASHINGTON – Humans do the strangest things. In two recent why-dunits, the curious have wondered why: (1) a successful TV star would allegedly orchestrate a fake, hate-inspired attack on himself, and (2) a Coast Guard officer would allegedly plot a mass-murder attack on American Democrats and journalists. In the first instance, prosecutors say that actor Jussie Smollett paid two men $3,500 to stage an attack, tie a noose around his neck, douse him with bleach and shout, “This is MAGA country!” The actor, who is gay, and his alleged pretend-assailants, are all black. But when Smollett talked to police on Jan. 29, he said he’d been attacked by two white men wearing masks. After 100 interviews and countless hours of investigation, police identified the two men, who told of being hired by Smollett. If Smollett hoped to draw attention to himself, as Chicago Police Superintendent Eddie Johnson characterized the ruse, then Smollett accomplished his mission. Relatively not-famous before, he is now the infamous member of the “Empire” cast who is being written out of the show. He has been charged for disorderly conduct, which seems a mild offense in light of the resources and lost man-hours devoted to his case. Meanwhile: MAGA. “Make America Great Again,” a Ronald Reagan phrase that was commandeered by Donald Trump, is increasingly perceived as a statement either of patriotic pride or racist malice, as nearly emotionally evocative as the Confederate battle flag is in some places. Thus, when Smollett allegedly used MAGA to fortify his tale of an attack, he was initially believed – at least by many in the pitchfork media – because it wasn’t totally unbelievable. Yet, a more jaundiced eye might have been skeptical of a scenario in which two men would attack another man at 2 a.m. in subfreezing Chicago because he was black and gay, and in the name of Donald Trump. Then again, people have been acting strangely these days. A woman recently attacked a man in Cape Cod, Massachusetts, for wearing a MAGA hat in a restaurant. Last month, teen boys from Covington Catholic High School, who had come to Washington for the March for Life, were immediately condemned for what was initially reported as harassment of a Native American, but they were cleared by a third-party investigation. And, last week, a California high-school student was banned from wearing her MAGA cap to school. On a far-more serious note, the Coast Guard lieutenant and would-be terrorist arrested last week allegedly was mapping a plan to kill Democratic leaders and journalists. According to a court filing, Christopher Paul Hasson, 49, had been planning a killing campaign for at least two years, amassing an arsenal of weapons, including 15 firearms and 1,000 rounds of ammunition, and contemplating a biological attack. He had studied other mass murderers, read their manifestos and compiled a list of “traitors” he allegedly intended to kill. Authorities say his motive was to “establish a white homeland” through “focused violence.” Because Hasson, a former skinhead, envisions a world of only white people – and given Trump’s attacks on people based on their race, ethnicity and religion – it doesn’t take much to imagine that he would vote for Trump over the Democrats he hoped to kill. What, if anything, would that mean? Not one thing, yet the president surely deserves some blame for contributing to the racist animus that percolates just beneath the surface in some pockets of civilized society. Both Hasson and Smollett are 100 percent responsible for their own actions, full stop. But there’s a reason Smollett tossed a MAGA hat into his ring of conspiracy. There’s a reason Hasson, who reportedly never spoke of politics at work and seemed a dedicated three-decade military service member, is presumed by some to be a Trump supporter. During the two years of the Trump presidency, MAGA has morphed in the public mind from a rah-rah rally chant to a nearly KKK-grade threat of white supremacy. This is obviously unfair to the millions who support, say, a conservative Supreme Court yet never racism or nativism, but this is where we are. The value of MAGA as a positive slogan is spent, except among a relatively small cadre of Trump loyalists who might as well be exchanging a secret handshake. As a symbol of rebellion, on the other hand, you might want to invest. It should come as no surprise that some kids love the hat because grown-ups are so upset about it. Kathleen Parker is a columnist for The Washington Post.]]></content:encoded>
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        <title>Parker: The loss of McCain leaves a void</title>
        <description>Kathleen Parkerdu1-i-syn WASHINGTON — The world seems already a lesser place with the passing of Sen. John McCain. The ensuing deluge of accolades and tributes – notwithstanding the president’s limp and late acknowledgment of McCain’s service to the nation –...</description>
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        <content:encoded><![CDATA[Kathleen Parkerdu1-i-syn WASHINGTON -- The world seems already a lesser place with the passing of Sen. John McCain. The ensuing deluge of accolades and tributes – notwithstanding the president’s limp and late acknowledgment of McCain’s service to the nation – has revealed a level of reverence we don’t see often. Despite traits and qualities that sometimes earned McCain enemies among friends, the past few days have been filled with a sense that we’ve lost something more than the man; we’ve lost one of the few remaining remnants of the American honor code. A stalwart patriot who gave nearly his all to the country he so loved, McCain reminded us of the values that formed a nation – hard work, self-sacrifice, bravery, strength and goodness of intention and spirit. McCain’s life’s work embodied all of these at various times, and we release him from Earth’s bonds with not a little trepidation that we won’t see his likes again. His courage, primarily, seems to have set him apart from most other late notables. That, and his toughness, which was recognized even by the former director of the North Vietnamese prisoner-of-war camp where McCain spent more than five years. Retired Col. Tran Trong Duyet remarked on his former captive’s death by recalling how much he liked him personally “for his toughness and strong stance,” and grew fond of him later for his efforts to build relations between Vietnam and the U.S. McCain fared less well with the president of the United States, who has behaved like a vengeful brat the past few days. Perhaps he is aiming for consistency rather than compassion, or maybe he’s simply undone by the inevitable contrasts – a larger-than-life hero vs. the trite bully whom even pulpits find distasteful. It was just three years ago that Donald Trump cast doubt on McCain’s heroism, telling a Family Leadership Council summit in Iowa that he was a hero only because he was captured: “I like people that weren’t captured,” said the future president. Trump also once demeaned all Vietnam vets by telling Howard Stern in 1997 that avoiding sexually transmitted diseases was “my personal Vietnam.” For good measure, Trump added, “I feel like a great and very brave soldier.” And this is our commander in chief, who this week couldn’t cough up a kind word for McCain – nor maintain the White House flag at half-staff for more than a day – until, apparently, he could no longer bear the torture of harsh critics shoving condemnation under his thin skin. What made McCain a hero isn’t that he endured immense suffering. It doesn’t take a hero to be shot down or captured. We tend to overuse the term these days. The definition of a hero is someone who supercedes the ordinary call of duty and puts his or her own life in peril, or takes a dangerous risk, for the sake of another. McCain was a hero because he refused early release when it was offered as a propaganda strategy once his captors learned that his father was a Navy admiral. McCain repeatedly declined, saying he would go only if those captured before him were also released. This singular act of self-abnegation is no one’s to question, least of all Trump’s, whose military title is so misplaced that one marvels at the self-control of military leadership, for many of whom nausea must be a constant companion. No question, McCain could be difficult. He occasionally vexed his fellow Republicans by voting against them, notably in a stage-crafted thumbs-down on the Senate floor last summer when he returned to Washington to vote against the repeal of Obamacare. Sometimes he seemed to relish his “maverick” designation perhaps too much. And he wasn’t always wise, as when he surrendered to pressure and selected then-Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin as his vice-presidential running mate, rather than Joe Lieberman, whom he preferred. Strangely, toward the end, he was viewed by many as part of the establishment swamp that Trump came to drain. He was a hawkish, pro-immigration centrist when the GOP base was increasingly becoming a hard-right, isolationist bulwark against civility, dignity and the reality of globalization. Thus, McCain and Trump were full-throated foes, each standing his ground on opposing shores of American rectitude. It is a tragedy that McCain, the warrior-hero, should exit the stage just when his model of citizenship is so needed. But perhaps by his leaving and the eulogies to follow, more Americans will recognize what it really takes to make America great again – and who clearly doesn’t get it. Kathleen Parker writes a twice-weekly column on politics and culture for The Washington Post. She received the Pulitzer Prize for Commentary In 2010. Reach her at kathleenparker@washpost.com. © 2018 The Washington Post Writers Group]]></content:encoded>
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        <title>Parker: Feeling sorry for Trump? That’s the plan</title>
        <description>du1-i-syn WASHINGTON – Two distinct realities coexist in the nation’s capital with the approximate compatibility of oil and water. There’s the reality of 4.1 percent economic growth, full employment, a declining trade deficit and some wage growth. And then there’s...</description>
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        <content:encoded><![CDATA[du1-i-syn WASHINGTON – Two distinct realities coexist in the nation’s capital with the approximate compatibility of oil and water. There’s the reality of 4.1 percent economic growth, full employment, a declining trade deficit and some wage growth. And then there’s Michael Cohen. While President Trump was focused on his sunny economic report Friday – and on tariff deals the days before – the media were obsessed with news that the president’s former attorney was prepared to tell special counsel Robert Mueller that Trump knew in advance about the June 2016 campaign meeting between Donald Trump Jr. and Russians who allegedly had dirt on Hillary Clinton. If true, then Cohen would be contradicting prior statements by both Trump men, including Trump Jr.’s testimony before a congressional committee. Whatever the case, the president has engineered an offensive strategy that could soften the effects of Cohen’s news and further fuel Americans’ disgust with journalists. Publicly, he has appeared more statesmanlike, less impetuous, more disciplined, calm and composed. In other words, Trump hasn’t been himself. Despite troubling news about Cohen; about hush money paid to a Playboy model during the 2016 campaign that Trump also allegedly knew about despite his denial; and a subpoena calling the Trump Organization’s chief financial officer to testify – Trump seemed oddly at peace. My guess: He has found serenity in gamesmanship and the knowledge that he’s winning. And, he’s quite a good actor – far better than Ronald Reagan, who essentially played himself in every role. Scene One: It’s Wednesday and Trump is seated next to European Commission President Jean-Claude Juncker in the Oval Office for a photo op. The two were about to hash out their differences on tariffs. After a few words by each man at the morning session, with the president indicating he wasn’t taking questions, reporters created a fray in which to jump. CNN’s Kaitlan Collins could be heard asking repeatedly about the Cohen news, while other reporters offered a convincing rendering of the barnyard at breakfast. Scene Two: It’s Friday and Trump is delivering what can only be called good economic news. But some reporters focused instead on the fact that the news conference was “hastily” called. A few White House officials, including economic adviser Larry Kudlow, joined the president to claim that lowered taxes and deregulation had led to increases in employment and wages – and that these increases are sustainable. A reporter might have thought to ask Kudlow how the administration plans to deal with structural wage problems that are really no one’s fault or ask the president why he’s paying farmers with taxpayer money to soften the blows of his own tariff policies. Instead, NBC News’ Kristen Welker fired off a series of Cohen-related queries to the retreating backs of Trump and Co. as they turned to go inside. Trump’s M.O.: Let them squawk and let the American people see what he has to deal with. In an ironic reversal, the man who is bereft of empathy seems to be betting on regular Americans feeling an abundance of empathy toward him. Trump clearly hopes that his audience sees that he’s working to build a robust economy and pursue fair trade deals – and that all the news media want to talk about is some made-up story by some lame, lying lawyer. In politics, perception is everything. Kathleen Parker writes a twice-weekly column on politics and culture for The Washington Post.]]></content:encoded>
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        <title>Parker: Scrappy pilot versus Bigfoot hunter in Tennessee</title>
        <description>du1-i-syn JOHNSON CITY, Tenn. – Republican Ashley Nickloes is the only woman in a seven-way primary race to fill a congressional seat held by one family for five decades. She’s also the only military pilot in the race, running against...</description>
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        <content:encoded><![CDATA[du1-i-syn JOHNSON CITY, Tenn. – Republican Ashley Nickloes is the only woman in a seven-way primary race to fill a congressional seat held by one family for five decades. She’s also the only military pilot in the race, running against a litany of odds, including the strong possibility that she’ll lose to a popular career politician who hunts Bigfoot and made it easier for Tennesseans to eat their roadkill. Not. Kidding. Nickloes and I sat down Wednesday at the Yee-Haw Brewing Co. and talked about her decision to seek the 2nd Congressional District seat long held by retiring Rep. John J. Duncan Jr. (and before that, his father). Last December, she was in Washington on her daughter’s seventh-grade class trip, during which the group visited one of her state representatives (she won’t say which one). Nickloes asked a question and got an answer that made her mad. Her query: “In light of Congress’ inability to pass a budget and its detrimental effect on our military, do you think you’ll be able to pass a budget before the continuing resolution ends?” His reply was that the military has everything it needs and that the Pentagon has sold the American people a bill of goods. He might as well have said, Don’t you worry your pretty head, young lady. At this, Nickloes stepped forward, extended her right hand, and said, “I’m Lt. Col. Ashley Nickloes. I fly a 1957 aircraft, and some of our enlisted men and women live below poverty. Yes or no, can you pass a continuing resolution?” It was a moment. For our meeting, Nickloes arrived punctually with two unpaid staff members. Wearing a navy-blue dress, a single strand of white pearls and medium heels, she resembled the flight attendant she once was en route to becoming a military pilot. Already a trained pilot, and having initially been turned down by the Tennessee National Air Guard because they felt she couldn’t handle the physical demands, she took the airline job at her father’s urging. Also a pilot, he told her to get to know the pilots, who often also serve in the Guard, and take any Guard pilot job she could get. When the New York National Air Guard had an opening, Nickloes applied. “Yeah, we need a chick,” she says she was told. “You’d be a quota.” Finally, an officer said: “Go to the bar tonight, drink, don’t make an ass of yourself, and we’ll hire you in the morning.” #Done. Nickloes is preternaturally calm as she describes these and other made-for-Hollywood episodes in a life that begs for a biographer. When I used the word “serene” to describe her, she laughed. “I doubt my children or my husband would agree with that assessment.” That is, four children, ages 8 to 15, and a fifth, Gabriel, who died after being born prematurely. I asked how she manages a family, including her surgeon/professor husband; her career as a commander in the Tennessee Air National Guard and the U.S. Air Force; eight deployments since Sept. 11, including five times to the Middle East, flying a KC-135 Stratotanker – she refuels aircraft in flight – while also (are you kidding?) pursuing a master’s degree in the “operational art of war.” Faith and family, she answered. “I am blessed to serve. If my family and faith are strong, my service is stronger.” Thus far, Nickloes lags behind her fellow GOP contenders in fundraising and, therefore, exposure, mostly because she’s had only about 100 days to build a campaign after returning in April from her most recent deployment. Her toughest opponent, Knox County Mayor Tim Burchett, is a former member of both the state House and Senate and has never lost an election. His popularity is unrivaled, perhaps, because as a legislator, he eliminated red tape for people who want to quickly scoop up their roadkill. He’s also well-known as an avid Bigfoot hunter, which prompted Nickloes to wonder aloud: “If I kill Sasquatch, does that mean he’s mine?” Nickloes, meanwhile, has won the endorsement of the Knoxville News Sentinel, and a fundraising group in Washington, “Defending Main Street,” just released a six-figure ad about Nickloes for the Knoxville market. Should Nickloes beat the odds and win the Aug. 2 primary and ultimately is elected, she’ll continue serving in the Guard and hopes to apply her experiences to tackling defense and health care, as well as term limits. Serving in Congress, she says, should be like any other mission. You do the job, and then you go home. Kathleen Parker writes a twice-weekly column for The Washington Post. She received the Pulitzer Prize for Commentary In 2010. Reach her at kathleenparker@washpost.com. © 2018 The Washington Post Writers Group]]></content:encoded>
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        <title>Parker: Nukes for condos in North Korea?</title>
        <description>Parkerdu1-i-syn WASHINGTON – Well, it happened: The president and the dictator met, shook hands, looked each other in the eye, smiled for the cameras – and lied through their teeth. The visuals, we witnessed; the lies we infer – from...</description>
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        <content:encoded><![CDATA[Parkerdu1-i-syn WASHINGTON – Well, it happened: The president and the dictator met, shook hands, looked each other in the eye, smiled for the cameras – and lied through their teeth. The visuals, we witnessed; the lies we infer – from experience, history and redundant prescience. But the summit was definitively historic. Let us count the ways. Donald Trump, the unlikeliest president in U.S. history, traveled to Singapore to meet with the leader of North Korea, which no other American president has done (for excellent reasons), and hand-delivered to Kim Jong Un – an untrustworthy, murdering, torturing, enslaving, nuclearized global menace who starves his people and regularly threatens the U.S. and its allies – what he covets most. Trump gave him power. It’s true, as you say, Mr. President, that you’ve done what no other would. You’ve traded American authority and legitimized a petty provocateur. For what? For the possibility, as you suggested, of a beachfront hotel overlooking the Yellow Sea, the Sea of Japan or, in the event of a peaceful reunification with South Korea, the East China Sea? But for the minor matter of trademarks, Ivanka’s swimsuits are sure to be a hit. Don’t get me wrong. I’d love to be mistaken. I’m not lobbying for failure, but there’s little reason to believe that Kim will honor Trump’s expectations – or vice versa. The so-called agreement includes nothing substantive to justify optimism – no defining terms of what denuclearization would look like, no outline for verification, not even a timeline. All we have is Trump’s assurance that Kim is a really good guy, which former NBA star Dennis Rodman already told us; that Kim is “very talented,” meaning God-knows-what, though certainly he’s a visionary when it comes to coiffure. Lest we overlook Rodman’s imperious role in North Korean relations his presence in Singapore wearing a PotCoin T-shirt is being credited for the cryptocurrency’s sudden surge. As though June 12, 2018, needed a cartoonish flourish. Thus far, it appears that the U.S. is allegedly giving more than it’s allegedly getting. In addition to Trump agreeing to end what he called the “provocative” and “tremendously expensive” military exercises in the region, he also mentioned removing some 30,000 U.S. troops from South Korea, delivering a win to China and, seemingly, surprising U.S. military leadership in Korea. “(We have) received no updated guidance on execution or cessation of training exercises, to include this fall’s scheduled Ulchi Freedom Guardian,” U.S. Forces in Korea spokeswoman Lt. Col. Jennifer Lovett said in a statement. Translation: What did he just say?! The devil, as always, is in the propaganda – a four-minute video, styled like a movie trailer, that Trump showed Kim in which the two leaders are presented as world saviors. And the art of the deal in this case is in keeping with Trump’s narcissistic personality disorder. He views the world through the lens of his own self-interest. Thus, Trump tried to tempt Kim with his real estate developer’s perspective. Explaining to reporters later, he said: “They have great beaches. You see that whenever they are exploding their cannons into the ocean. I said, ‘Boy look at that view.’ Wouldn’t that make a great condo? ... I said, ‘Instead of doing that, you could have the best hotels in the world.’” There’s undeniable logic to this approach, even if it could benefit Trump directly. Aggressive nuke-mongering and tourism tend not to mix well. A great, big beautiful hotel or condo building – or dozens – bearing the name Trump could help resuscitate North Korea’s lifeless economy. And the rest of the world could exhale. While some nations have issued congratulatory post-summit statements at absolutely no risk to themselves, others such as Iran were more circumspect. Said Iranian spokesman Mohammad Bagher Nobakht: “We don’t know what type of person the North Korean leader is negotiating with. It is not clear that he (Trump) would not cancel the agreement before returning home” – a caveat not lacking in merit. Meanwhile, the International Atomic Energy Agency stands at the ready to begin verification activities as warranted. Trump, too, has promised to stay on top of the deal, telling reporters: “We’re going to have to check it. We will check it. Total and complete.” That is just super awesome, Mr. President. And if the deal should collapse any minute now? Trump is prepared for that, too. “I may be wrong,” he said to reporters. “I mean I may stand before you in six months and say, ‘Hey I was wrong.’ I don’t know that I’ll ever admit that, but I’ll find some kind of an excuse.” Indeed. Total and complete, exploding cannons and all. Kathleen Parker writes a twice-weekly column on politics and culture for The Washington Post. She received the Pulitzer Prize for Commentary In 2010. Reach her at kathleenparker@washpost.com. © 2018 The Washington Post Writers Group]]></content:encoded>
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        <description>Kathleen Parker WASHINGTON — Given the cornucopia of issues Americans have to select from each day, the recent firing and rehiring of the House of Representatives’ chaplain may not have bestirred many to form an opinion. But these days, the...</description>
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        <content:encoded><![CDATA[Kathleen Parker WASHINGTON — Given the cornucopia of issues Americans have to select from each day, the recent firing and rehiring of the House of Representatives’ chaplain may not have bestirred many to form an opinion. But these days, the Hill is buzzing as people absorb the odd goings-on between House Speaker Paul Ryan, who pushed the chaplain to resign, and the Rev. Patrick Conroy, who later withdrew his resignation, and Ryan’s acceptance of what appears to be pastoral bullying. Stranger things will happen before sundown – and incredulity is no stranger to this town. But author Dan Brown might want to check into the Four Seasons for a bit. Something is going on, or is it? Maybe, as seems to be the case, Republican House members just didn’t care for Conroy, and Ryan responded accordingly. As befits the scene, things got political before you could say “Amen.” The facts: Conroy, a Jesuit priest and the chamber’s chaplain since 2011, was, indeed, pressured to resign to avoid the drama of a firing. Conroy, who upon his resignation took to the pages of The New York Times to make his case, claimed that he may have been “asked to resign” because of a prayer he had offered a few months earlier in which he urged Republicans to remember “all Americans” as Congress debated tax reform. This is hardly a radical plea by a chaplain, whatever his vestments. Urging people to take care of the poor is a pretty easy pitch – even to Republicans – but especially to Ryan, who may be the last Jack Kemp Republican in what has become the Party of Trump. No sooner had the ink dried on Conroy’s resignation letter than he announced that he had changed his mind. Ryan, who by then had likely regretted wading into that particular swamp, said, fine, you can stay. What?! On Capitol Hill, where head-scratching has become a greeting gesture among those who’ve not yet been body-snatched, heads exploded. At this point, however, one might have a better sense of why Ryan wanted Conroy to leave in the first place. As a Catholic whisperer said to me, “Wait a minute, buddy, redemption is on the other side, not in this world.” In other words, among the more-charitable remarks surrounding Conroy, many see an ego problem that has interfered with his pastoral role. While Ryan and Conroy dueled, Democrats wasted no time in trying to turn this hot mess into a cool opportunity. In a move that raised the bar on hypocrisy, the party of abortion – but not religious – rights galloped to the Catholic priest’s defense. Yet, back in March, Democrats blocked the Conscience Protection Act from being included in the 2018 omnibus appropriations bill. That legislation would have ensured the rights of anti-abortion medical practitioners to not be forced to perform abortions. Meanwhile, Republicans, who have sacrificed their mantra of faith, freedom and family values on the altar of Donald Trump, suddenly began murmuring about a “family man” as chaplain. It wasn’t helpful to clarity that, according to Conroy, Ryan’s own chief of staff suggested that “maybe it’s time that we had a chaplain that wasn’t a Catholic.” Irony, a glutton for attention, didn’t stop there. When Ryan’s predecessor John Boehner left his job as speaker, it was on the sensible heels and prayers of Pope Francis, who had addressed Congress at Boehner’s behest. Ryan, alas, will be leaving his job under the cloud of having temporarily evicted a Jesuit priest from the House. The end result of this unforced fiasco is that soon there likely will be no chaplain at all. Once politicians start playing religious favorites, it’s a given that the position will be viewed skeptically. Indeed, a debate has already begun about whether to eliminate the position. Many would applaud such a development in the spirit of separating religion and government. The problem with abolishing the office wouldn’t be primarily religious but all too human. When politicians and presidents pray, they’re essentially performing a rite of humility and submission to a higher order – if not to God then at least to something greater than themselves. Prayer also conveys an absence of ego, which, if only during a fleeting moment of meditation, is rather more reassuring than the prospect of a political body or individual convinced of its or his own superior infallibility. Kathleen Parker writes a twice-weekly column on politics and culture for The Washington Post. © 2018 The Washington Post Writers Group]]></content:encoded>
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